Biggest Animal That Ever Lived

Sorry I barely ever post. Things have been really busy and only recently have I been getting on more and learning about the outside world; friends getting married, having kids, moving countries, pioneering new homes... it's a lot to take in at once. Anyways, back on subject The biggest animal that ever lived... ME! Ha... joke. Alright, not funny.
So this is something I found today. It's pretty interesting. There are some very common animals that we just don't know that much about. Odd, no? The other day I was looking at a giraffe and it dawned on me what a weird creature it is. It's just so funny looking and doesn't have anything to do with any other creature. Odd thoughts. I'm full of them. Well, enjoy your school time!

Blue Planet, Blue Whale.

Just a little humor for past's sake.

The Card Says,
"Legendary Creature -- Human Cowboy
When Chuck Norris enters a game, he wins the game (you lose, your allies lose, your opponents lose and anyone in the enclosure loses)."

WHEN GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE LIGHT" Chuck Norris replied "SAY, PLEASE!".

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris is sueing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN, UNLESS THAT MAN IS CHUCK NORRIS.