
It's been a long, long while since I've written poetry. I used to be really into it, especially because I had more time. The reason I like poetry is because of the sweet relief it gives you. You could be going through battles and trials and feel like there's a cloud of problems hovering above you that you can't explain or sometimes even talk to anyone about. But then you pick up your paper and pen and just write down whatever comes to you in relation to your emotions or whatnot, and in the end you feel like you've released your pent-up frustrations. Here's something I recently wrote:
Friday, October 17, 2008
It's been a while.
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Saturday, June 21, 2008
Biggest Animal That Ever Lived
Sorry I barely ever post. Things have been really busy and only recently have I been getting on more and learning about the outside world; friends getting married, having kids, moving countries, pioneering new homes... it's a lot to take in at once. Anyways, back on subject The biggest animal that ever lived... ME! Ha... joke. Alright, not funny.
So this is something I found today. It's pretty interesting. There are some very common animals that we just don't know that much about. Odd, no? The other day I was looking at a giraffe and it dawned on me what a weird creature it is. It's just so funny looking and doesn't have anything to do with any other creature. Odd thoughts. I'm full of them. Well, enjoy your school time!
Blue Planet, Blue Whale.
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Just a little humor for past's sake.

The Card Says,
"Legendary Creature -- Human Cowboy
When Chuck Norris enters a game, he wins the game (you lose, your allies lose, your opponents lose and anyone in the enclosure loses)."
WHEN GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE LIGHT" Chuck Norris replied "SAY, PLEASE!".
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris is sueing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN, UNLESS THAT MAN IS CHUCK NORRIS.
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008
My Nephew
I think his eyes are blue.
Golly... look at those eyes the little guy has!
Him and his beautiful mother, Pearl.
There's something beautiful about having a new member added to your family. This one is absolutely adorable and looks just like his daddy, when he was a baby. I really miss you guys and love you so much!! I hope I'll get to meet Kael Alexandre Renaud one day, Lord willing! xoxox
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Don't Loose Yourself
To those of you who are loyal and drop friendly visits, first of all, I love you very much! Thanks for checking out my blog! I sometimes forget about it and need someone at my heels to remind me to blog. Thank you, I have you on a pedestal.
Here's something cool that's probably on a couple hundred other blogs:
DON'T LOOSE YOURSELF
This was engraved on the wall of Mother Teresa Home for Children in Calcutta.
People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered.
FORGIVE THEM ANYWAY!
If you are kind people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
BE KIND ANYWAY!
If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies.
SUCCEED ANYWAY!
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you.
BE HONEST AND FRANK ANYWAY!
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight.
BUILD ANYWAY!
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow.
DO GOOD ANYWAY!
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
GIVE THE WORLD THE BEST YOU HAVE ANYWAY!
You see, in the final analysis it is between you and God,
NOT BETWEEN YOU AND THEM ANYWAY!
Be good.
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